Do Not Teach the Squirrels How to Play D&D – Custom Kraft Blank Notebook
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| Management number | 9704931 | Release Date | 2025/09/05 | List Price | $4.80 | Model Number | 9704931 | ||
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New – handcrafted and ready to unleash shenanigans.
Let's be real—this is not just a notebook, it's a warning label disguised as stationery.
Front cover boldly declares:
"Do Not Teach the Squirrels How to Play D&D"
Because one chaotic neutral squirrel in your campaign is already too many.
This custom kraft notebook is:
Blank-paged – for spells, sketching, or plotting revenge
Sturdy – won't fold under the pressure of a critical fail
Handmade – because mass-produced nonsense just doesn't hit the same
Sarcasm-infused – obviously
Perfect for D&D lovers, chaotic creatives, squirrel whisperers, or anyone who hears "roll initiative" as a lifestyle. Keep it for yourself or gift it to the dungeon master who needs a break from your BS (but not really).
Size: Approx. 5.5 x 8 inches
Pages: Blank, unlined
Cover: Brown kraft cardstock with custom vinyl design
Ships fast, packed with care, and maybe a few chaotic vibes.
| Category | Other > Office Supplies > Desk Calendars |
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| Brand | The Unbranded Brand |
| Condition | New |
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